bumf

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Useless papers; now especially official documents, standardized forms, sales and marketing print material etc

And as for the limited warnings on documents and signs – we are so used to reading this bumf we fail to realise when they mean business.

Toilet paper
Official documents, standardized forms, sales and marketing print material
{i} paperwork (British usage); toilet paper (Slang)
Useless bundle of paper
toilet paper (often used for printed matter that might as well be used as toilet paper)
Bumf consists of documents containing information which you may not need or find interesting. These days, we are bombarded with endless junk mail, fliers, and general bumf. boring written information that you have to read
bumph
{i} paperwork; toilet paper (Slang)
bumph
see bumf. another spelling of bumf
bumf
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