Sadece onu yap, Allah kahretsin.
- Just do it, god damn it.
Kahretsin! Beni yine kaçırdı.
- Damn it! He's escaped me again.
Benimle senin o boktan Marika'n hakkında artık konuşma.
- Ne me parle plus de ta Marika de merde.
I fucking don't know how to translate this sentence, translate it yourself, everybody deal with their own shit.
- J'en sais foutrement rien comment on traduit cette phrase, traduis-la toi-même, chacun sa merde !
If your parents like your job, then it's shit.
- Si vos parents aiment votre travail, c'est que c'est de la merde.
Damn, my wheat pillow is sprouting.
- Merde, mon coussin en épeautre germe.
Ah, crap. I dropped my doohickey into the sink.
- Ah, merde. J'ai fait tomber mon bidule dans l'évier.
Oh crap, it's past the consume-by date. That's why you threw up!
- Ah merde, la date limite de consommation est dépassée, c'est pour ça que tu as vomi !