piss-proud

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Definition of piss-proud in English English dictionary

Having an erection when waking from sleep or, more generally or metaphorically, a false or "empty" erection

I fucked culture for being unnatural (it was nothing but the city's piss-proud erection).

Pee shy

I really have to go, but nothing comes out. Not used to pissing next to twenty strangers. Piss proud?.

Falsely proud, implying an outward display of success or virility belies a dubious reality

Full of the strong beer brewed at the camp, the men boasted, piss proud of their sexual exploits.

Denoting an old man who marries a young woman, implying the only erection he could muster would be prompted by the bladder.2003, Mark Steven Morton, The Lover's Tongue: A Merry Romp Through the Language of Love and Sex