So this morning we pulled up a pumpkin-pancake recipe on the kitchen laptop. Just one problem: My wife couldn't read it from where she was mixing. Can't you make it bigger? she asked. (Go ahead, insert your own that's what she said joke here. No class.).
B: Yeah, that's what she said.
... and she said, I've been out of work since May. Can you help me? ...
... She said that live on TV, by the way, which is not true. ...